Total Medals Earned: 622 (From 110 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,255 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/425 points)
Finish level 5
Finish level 14
Finish level 10
Finish level 18
Finish level 21
Finish level 27
Finish level 24
Complete the game
Complete the game with less than 30 deaths
Complete the game with less than 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Easy as... Cake!
Blood, blood and more blood.
Click on at least 14 tenticles.
Y-A-N-K-O-V-I-C
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/245 points)
Eat an apple
Play for 10 minutes
Eat 4 Ghosts with 1 Pellet
Reach level 21
Score 15000 points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
complete the game
collect 70 or more coins
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 3/20 (25/590 points)
Kill an enemy with your fist
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps